Friday, February 20, 2009

Some food for thought on Investing

What makes it the 'lost decade'? A 1.05% return
(Article taken from Observer - 15 Feb 2009)

"Barclays Capital is calling the last 10 years "the lost decade" for equity investors. Its latest Equity-Gilt Study, which analyses investment returns over more than a century, shows that shares produced a return of just 1.05% between 1998 and 2008. Putting that into real money, £100 invested in the stockmarket at the start of the decade would have grown to just £111, even taking account of dividends - a performance well below gilts, corporate bonds and cash. That is the second-worst performance of any 10-year period in the last 110 years - the wooden spoon goes to 1964 and 1974, which produced just 1.02% a year.

So much for the argument that equities are the best place to put your money for the long term. Most people define five years as long-term, so 10 years should surely give shares long enough to prove their mettle. Tim Bond, head of global asset allocation at BarCap, and one of the authors of the study, blames the dismal performance on what he calls the "extreme overvaluation" of the stockmarket back in 1998.

"Although the growth in corporate profits has been robust over the period, investors were paying a very high premium to access these profits at the start of the decade. This has hampered, not to say eradicated, positive returns."

The Equity Gilt Study looks at the market as a whole: retail investors pay fund managers fees to do better than that. Alas, however, that does not always work. Ten-year performance charts for UK funds, prepared for the Observer by Tim Cockerill, head of research at Rowan, shows that some fund managers have done dramatically better than the market, and some substantially worse. In UK Equity Income, for example, Neil Woodford's Invesco Perpetual Income Fund produced a return of 133% over the decade to 9 February, and his High Income Fund was not far behind: at the other end of the scale, New Star UK Strategic Income lost 70% of its value."

1% return for 10 years of investment - gulp. That's terrifying.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

NZ 185/8 (50.0 ov, JS Patel 2*, DL Vettori 10*, NW Bracken 3/38) - Cricinfo

NZ 185/8 (50.0 ov, JS Patel 2*, DL Vettori 10*, NW Bracken 3/38) - Cricinfo

Wooooohooooo!!!!
Victory is ours

Friday, January 30, 2009

The End: America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash


Watch out kids, the next market crash is just around the corner.

Super crazy (but so far spectacularly correct) Reinhardt predicted the slump in March then gave the exact date of the massive crash in September when Lehmans went bang.

You can visit his site here - Enterprise Corruption.

He blames it all on a shifty catholic business organisation called Legatus.

I shouldn't really be giving this the time of day, but he's been right twice and now he reckons something's going down on Feburary 9th.

What should we do? Here's some helpful tips

Just to be safe, convert everything you have into gold just like a rap star. Get your teeth done, have a jumper knitted into gold, etc. Gold will be the new currency.

Buy oil stocks - if the end is coming the oil price will go through the roof. You will be rich. Of course money will be pointless.

Plant a vegetable garden and buy a big dog to defend it. You can laugh at your neighbours as they sell their children for food while you chow down on your cabbage soup.

Get a log fire put into your home. The Russians will turn off the gas quick smart when the end comes plus you won't have enough gold to buy gas. Go buy some wood now and stock it all up.

Sell your car now. There's no point having a car when the end comes. You won't have money to buy petrol for it.

Buy lots of tinned stuff and fill the larder up.

There you go. That should help for the coming apocalypse on the 9th.

Me. I have two fingers crossed nothing bad happens. Of course, we could place a nice little short on the FTSE for that day and see what happens....

Aus 59/4 (13.5 ov, DJ Hussey 2*, MEK Hussey 10*, LL Tsotsobe 2/28) - Cricinfo

Aus 59/4 (13.5 ov, DJ Hussey 2*, MEK Hussey 10*, LL Tsotsobe 2/28) - Cricinfo

Just loving the fact that the Ozralians are getting slaughtered again today.

Of course, we have to go there in two days time to face their wrath.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Ozralian Fixes Plasma TV With Baseball Bat



Ozralians. Bloody annoying people.

When they're not beating up tourists at tennis courts, they're at home practicing on the their telly. Watch the above dishing it out american stylee to his telly, while two ozralian harpies cuss the living heck out of each other in the background. Funny as.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Mr Bananarama!!!


NZ Herald - New Zealand's Latest National, World, Business, Sport , Entertainment News and Weather: "Foreign Affairs Minister Murray McCully will talk with Fiji's self-appointed Prime Minister Voreqe Bainimarama this afternoon in a bid to defuse an escalating diplomatic stoush. Cdre Bainimarama sen"

I love this - the self appointed leader of Fiji is named after the ever changing 80's girl group Bananarama!








Mrs. Bananarama - all three of them, the naughty bigamist man.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Geoffrey Howarth - where are you?

Just spent the last 15 minutes looking for childhood hero Geoffrey Howarth online, former cricket captain of NZ and fellow resident of the Bay of Plenty. Was mostly looking for Geoffrey's finest moment, his awe inspiring 'Fresh Up' advert from the early 80's. From memory it involved him tonning up against the Windies, and then swigging down some Fresh Up, Apple & Orange flavour. Man did I love that stuff growing up. And seeing that ad never once failed in getting us outside to smack the tennis ball round the driveway.

Anyway, it's not online anywhere so today's post will have to be some other slice of advertising genius from home - Tip Top's undies ad. Never did understand dick pointers myself. But you'll love the ad. Remember the rule, you must be able to see water to wear them.



Wednesday, December 03, 2008

For those that like to watch - Kaley Cuoco


She's the hottest lady nerd friend in the world...Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory.





She makes me go all gooey - here she is with a pink computer, chatting to Wolowitz, when she got addicted to playing Age of Conan online.

If only all lady peoples liked to hang out with us chaps from geekdom...ha!

If you haven't seen the program, it's genius. Click the video to watch Leonard and the gang mess about with their eBay purchase, an original HG Wells Time Machine.




Lastly, if you like the t-shirts the guys wear in the show, plenty of them are pictured on this blog - Sheldon's Shirts.