Semi-final One: The quick, bullet-point guide to beating the boks

• STOP Burger
• Win the breakdown
• Be first to the ball
• Don't drop our passes
• No scrums
• Take our catches (looking at you K Read)
• Get the ball to Mulder Sculley and Julian
• Put pressure on du Preez so he can't kick us round the park
• Ben at the Back catch every ball and join into the line like a young Christian Cullen
• Get parity in the lineout with their tall timbers, Etsebeth and de Jager
• Make our turnovers
• Nonu and Smith - don't be intimidated by youth, rely on experience
• Dan, it would be good if you didn't break down in this game
• NO SILLY YELLOW CARDS!

If we make it to the final, we'll be the oldest team ever to do so....fingers crossed.

Good luck boys. Smash the boks.